1966 ZAPPA VITO FREAKS CARL FRANZONI UNDERGROUND MASKED BALL+ ORGY LA FREE PRESS

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JULY 29TH 1966 - VOL. 3 NO. 30 { ISSUE #106 } - LOS ANGELES FREE PRESS UNDERGROUND NEWSPAPER - 16 PAGES { THE LA FREE PRESS WAS ONLY 16 PAGES IN 1966 } - EACH PAGE IS APROX. 11 1/2 X 17 1/2 INCHES - COVER STORY IS THE GREAT UNDERGROUND ARTS MASKED BALL & ORGY EVENT ARTICLE WITH PHOTOS. THE FACTORY WITH LOWELL GEORGE PLAYED THERE ALONG WITH THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION WITH FRANK ZAPPA. HE ALSO HIRED 5 AMERICAN FEDERATION OF MUSICIAN TYPES WITH SHORT HAIR IN BLACK SUITS WHO PLAYED READING CHARTS OF FRANK'S MUSIC. VITO AND THE FREAKS, HIS DANCERS WHICH WOULD INCLUDE SOME FUTURE MEMBERS OF THE GTO'S AND CARL "HUNGRY FREAKS DADDY" FRANZONI WERE THERE. WANNA FIND OUT WHAT REALLY WAS GOING ON AT THE MASKED BALL & ORGY? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER- ALSO IN THIS RARE AND EXCITING ISSUE: WHERE'S THE REST OF REAGAN? READ ABOUT IT ON PAGE 12 - SELL-A-FRIEND SCAM - PROFILE OF A PROSTITUTE ARTICLE - THE ADVENTURES OF THE BLACK PAJAMAS COMIC PLUS MORE ARTICLES AND THE LA FREE PRESS CLASSIFIED ADS SECTION.
AS IS THE CASE WITH ALL OF THE L.A. FREE PRESS NEWSPAPERS IT'S FOLDED IN THE CENTER. THERE'S SOME YELLOWING OF THE PAGES AND A FEW SMALL TEARS.
THESE NEWSPAPERS WEREN'T PRINTED ON A PAPER THAT'S SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE 55 YEARS. ALL THE PAGES ARE STILL READABLE AND YOU CAN TAKE A LOOK AT ALL OF THEM IN THE PHOTOS.
AN ANCIENT RELIC FROM WHEN FREAKS, CRUSTY GEEZERS AND WANNA BE HIPPIES ROAMED THE STREETS OF LOS ANGELES.
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CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART { DON VAN VLIET R.I.P. 2010 } AND HIS MAGIC BAND. LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER { CROAKED TOO I HEARD }, TIM BUCKLEY { CROAKED }, ALICE COOPER { LOOKS LIKE HE CROAKED, BUT HASN'T YET }, STEVE VAI AND I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, BULL ANGUS, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, KING CRIMSON, JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, PINK FLOYD, THE TUBES AND OTHERS.
YES MY SON, ALL ONE NEEDS TO DO IS ROLL RIGHT ON UP TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE AND TRY TO SQUEEZE ONE'S BUTTOCKS INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. BUT BE WARNED, IT'S TIGHT IN THERE. SO BE SURE TO BRING SOME GREASE WITH YOU IN THE EVENT THAT YOU BECOME STUCK. BECAUSE UNLIKE ON SOME OTHER OCCASIONS, I WOULDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO CONTACT THE EMERGENCY CYBER-SPACE RESCUE UNIT TO HAVE TO GO IN THERE AND PRY YOUR CAVERNOUS BEHIND OUT WITH THEIR DIGITAL CROW BAR. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. { FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY }. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?