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1968 FRANK ZAPPA WE'RE ONLY IN IT FOR MONEY HITWEEK DUTCH UNDERGROUND NEWSPAPER
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1968 - HITWEEK - #28 DUTCH UNDERGROUND NEWSPAPER- 8 PAGES - THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION WE'RE ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY COVER ISSUE.
EACH PAGE IS AN OVERSIZED 12 X 17 1/2 INCHES { USING A STANDARD SIZE 20TH CENTURY NORTH AMERICAN CHICKEN TO MEASURE IT }. BESIDES THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION THERE'S SOME COOL LOOKING ADS INCLUDING A SEVEN UP SODA HALF PAGE AD, ALBUMS BY OTHER ARTISTS INCLUDING AN ARTICLE ABOUT THE BYRDS AND EVEN A SHITLIJST.
YES IT'S PRINTED IN DUTCH, BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW HOW TO READ IT TO CHECK OUT ALL OF THE COOL STUFF IN THERE. NATURALLY THERE'S SOME YELLOWING OF THE PAGES AND THERE'S SOME SMALL NUMBERS WRITTEN IN PENCIL IN THE WHITE BORDER AREA NEAR THE TOP RIGHT CORNER ON THE FRONT. A FEW TINY TEARS ON THE EDGES, NO BIG DEAL. YOU CAN LOOK AT EVERY PAGE IN THE PHOTOS AND SEE FOR YO'SELF.
THEY WERE ALL FOLDED IN THE MIDDLE. SO IF YOU'RE A FRANK ZAPPA COLLECTOR, SOMEBODY WHO IS TRYING TO LEARN TO READ DUTCH AND NEEDS SOMETHING PRINTED IN THAT LANGUAGE TO PRACTICE, OR MAYBE JUST A GEEZER LOOKING TO SPEND SOME RETIREMENT MONEY BEFORE BITING THE BIG ONE, LOOK NO FURTHER.
"THE PRESENT DAY DYER REFUSES TO COMPOSE" - REV. A. WEST IN THE YEAR OF THE PLAGUE.
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HEY LARRY?, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? OK, SINCE IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO TONITE, SIMPLY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART { DON VAN VLIET R.I.P. 2010 } AND HIS MAGIC BAND. LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER { CROAKED TOO I HEARD }, TIM BUCKLEY { CROAKED }, ALICE COOPER { LOOKS LIKE HE CROAKED, BUT HASN'T YET }, STEVE VAI AND I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, BULL ANGUS, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, KING CRIMSON, JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, PINK FLOYD, THE TUBES AND OTHERS.
YES MY SON, ALL ONE NEEDS TO DO IS ROLL RIGHT ON UP TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE AND TRY TO SQUEEZE ONE'S BUTTOCKS INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. BUT BE WARNED, IT'S TIGHT IN THERE. SO BE SURE TO BRING SOME GREASE WITH YOU IN THE EVENT THAT YOU BECOME STUCK. BECAUSE UNLIKE ON SOME OTHER OCCASIONS, I WOULDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO CONTACT THE EMERGENCY CYBER-SPACE RESCUE UNIT TO HAVE TO GO IN THERE AND PRY YOUR CAVERNOUS BEHIND OUT WITH THEIR DIGITAL CROW BAR. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. { FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY }. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?