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1968 FRANK ZAPPA WITH WILD MAN FISCHER JOHN LENNON DUTCH UNDERGROUND NEWSPAPER
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1968 - HITWEEK - #6 DUTCH UNDERGROUND NEWSPAPER- 12 PAGES - FRANK ZAPPA / MOTHERS OF INVENTION WITH WILD MAN FISCHER COVER ISSUE. ARTICLE ABOUT FRANK AND THE WILD MAN WITH ANOTHER PHOTO OF THEM INSIDE AND A PHOTO OF THE 1968 MOTHERS OF INVENTION. ALSO IN THIS RARE AND EXITING ISSUE: AN ARTICLE ABOUT JOHN AND YOKO LENNON WITH A PHOTO OF THEIR NAKED BUTTOCKS INSIDE. BOB DYLAN ARTICLE. ARTICLE ABOUT CREAM WITH A PHOTO OF ERIC CLAPTON. GEORGE MARTIN BEATLES PRODUCER ARTICLE. ALSO ADS FOR ALBUMS AND MORE.
EACH PAGE IS AN OVERSIZED 12 X 17 1/2 INCHES { USING A STANDARD SIZE 20TH CENTURY NORTH AMERICAN CHICKEN TO MEASURE IT }.
YES IT'S PRINTED IN DUTCH, BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW HOW TO READ IT TO CHECK OUT ALL OF THE COOL STUFF IN THERE. NATURALLY THERE'S SOME YELLOWING OF THE PAGES AND
A FEW TINY TEARS ON THE EDGES. YOU CAN LOOK AT EVERY PAGE IN THE PHOTOS AND SEE FOR YO'SELF.
THEY WERE ALL FOLDED IN THE MIDDLE. SO IF YOU'RE A FRANK ZAPPA COLLECTOR, SOMEBODY WHO IS TRYING TO LEARN TO READ DUTCH AND NEEDS SOMETHING PRINTED IN THAT LANGUAGE TO PRACTICE, OR MAYBE JUST A GEEZER LOOKING TO SPEND SOME RETIREMENT MONEY BEFORE BITING THE BIG ONE, LOOK NO FURTHER.
"THE PRESENT DAY DYER REFUSES TO COMPOSE" - REV. A. WEST IN THE YEAR OF THE PLAGUE.
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HEY LARRY?, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? OK, SINCE IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO TONITE, SIMPLY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART { DON VAN VLIET R.I.P. 2010 } AND HIS MAGIC BAND. LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER { CROAKED TOO I HEARD }, TIM BUCKLEY { CROAKED }, ALICE COOPER { LOOKS LIKE HE CROAKED, BUT HASN'T YET }, STEVE VAI AND I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, BULL ANGUS, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, KING CRIMSON, JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, PINK FLOYD, THE TUBES AND OTHERS.
YES MY SON, ALL ONE NEEDS TO DO IS ROLL RIGHT ON UP TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE AND TRY TO SQUEEZE ONE'S BUTTOCKS INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. BUT BE WARNED, IT'S TIGHT IN THERE. SO BE SURE TO BRING SOME GREASE WITH YOU IN THE EVENT THAT YOU BECOME STUCK. BECAUSE UNLIKE ON SOME OTHER OCCASIONS, I WOULDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO CONTACT THE EMERGENCY CYBER-SPACE RESCUE UNIT TO HAVE TO GO IN THERE AND PRY YOUR CAVERNOUS BEHIND OUT WITH THEIR DIGITAL CROW BAR. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. { FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY }. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?