1969 FRANK ZAPPA CRUSIN' W/ RUBEN & THE JETS HITWEEK DUTCH UNDERGROUND NEWSPAPER

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1969 - HITWEEK - #17 - DUTCH UNDERGROUND NEWSPAPER
- 12 PAGES - THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION CRUISIN' WITH RUBEN AND THE JETS FRANK ZAPPA COVER ISSUE. INSIDE IS A FULL PAGE WITH THE FAMOUS FRANK ZAPPA HIGH SCHOOL PHOTO PRINTED ON IT. EACH PAGE IS AN OVERSIZED 12 X 17 3/8 INCHES { USING A STANDARD SIZE 20TH CENTURY NORTH AMERICAN CHICKEN TO MEASURE IT }. THERE'S A HALF PAGE AD FOR THE ALBUM AND THE ARTICLE ABOUT IT CONTINUES ON PAGE 11. BESIDES ZAPPA THERE'S ALSO JIMI HENDRIX, PLANET OF THE APES AND MORE.
YES IT'S PRINTED IN DUTCH, BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW HOW TO READ IT TO CHECK OUT ALL OF THE PHOTOS, JUST LIKE YOU DO WITH MAGAZINES YOU CAN READ. NATURALLY THERE'S SOME YELLOWING OF THE PAGES AND A FEW TINY TEARS ON SOME EDGES.
THEY WERE ALL FOLDED IN THE MIDDLE. SO IF YOU'RE A FRANK ZAPPA  COLLECTOR, SOMEBODY WHO IS TRYING TO LEARN TO READ DUTCH AND NEEDS SOMETHING PRINTED IN THAT LANGUAGE TO PRACTICE OR MAYBE JUST A GEEZER LOOKING TO SPEND SOME RETIREMENT MONEY BEFORE BITING THE BIG ONE, LOOK NO FURTHER. CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS.
"THE PRESENT DAY DYER REFUSES TO COMPOSE" - REV. A. WEST IN THE YEAR OF THE PLAGUE.
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HEY LARRY?, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? OK, SINCE IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO TONITE, SIMPLY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART { DON VAN VLIET R.I.P. 2010 } AND HIS MAGIC BAND. LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER { CROAKED TOO I HEARD }, TIM BUCKLEY { CROAKED }, ALICE COOPER { LOOKS LIKE HE CROAKED, BUT HASN'T YET }, STEVE VAI AND I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, BULL ANGUS, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, KING CRIMSON, JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, PINK FLOYD, THE TUBES AND OTHERS.
YES MY SON, ALL ONE NEEDS TO DO IS ROLL RIGHT ON UP TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE AND TRY TO SQUEEZE ONE'S BUTTOCKS INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. BUT BE WARNED, IT'S TIGHT IN THERE. SO BE SURE TO BRING SOME GREASE WITH YOU IN THE EVENT THAT YOU BECOME STUCK. BECAUSE UNLIKE ON SOME OTHER OCCASIONS, I WOULDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO CONTACT THE EMERGENCY CYBER-SPACE RESCUE UNIT TO HAVE TO GO IN THERE AND PRY YOUR CAVERNOUS BEHIND OUT WITH THEIR DIGITAL CROW BAR. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. { FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY }. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?